Where's the craziest place you've pumped breastmilk?

I found myself laughing out loud today as I read a series of stories on pumping breastmilk called Tales from the Pump. While I was able to find humor in these stories now, I'm sure that at the time of the events, the women involved were frustrated and irritated.

If you've ever found yourself needing to pump breastmilk and found yourself wondering where to get the job done, I hope you'll share it with us. We can laugh or cry along with you!